Your global warming sympathy animal for this month was the Koala

Your global warming sympathy animal for this month was the koala. Burned kangaroos, wallabies, echidnas, wombats, possums, platypuses, snakes, spiders, goannas, lizards, dingos, emus, parrots, and other birds just aren't cute enough to be good sympathy animals for emotional agitation campaigns.

Once the Australian fires are over however, we will be returning you to your regularly scheduled starving polar bears. Thank you for your understanding.

* Starvation is the leading natural cause of death for all polar bears and is usually related to old age, sickness, or injury. I know this because a website called polarbearscience.com told me so. The name kind of warns me that it could be some sort of right wing propaganda site. 😂

https://polarbearscience.com/2019/09/12/these-starving-polar-bears-falsely-blamed-on-climate-change-have-scared-kids-to-death/

Now get ready for the March Sadness bracket tournament of cute animals impacted by climate change. For round 1, in the Paws and Claws category, we have Koala vs. Polar Bear, Lemur vs. Tasmanian Devil, and Pangolin vs. Sea Otter. For the Flippers and Fins category we have Vaquita vs Walrus, Sea Turtle vs. Penguin, and Whale vs. Manatee.

https://thinkprogress.org/the-march-sadness-cute-animal-faceoff-koala-vs-lemur-2840c1aed9b/

https://thinkprogress.org/the-tournament-of-cute-animals-threatened-by-climate-change-7971d113054a/

-Dave Bad Person