You don't need a bucket list, just go do stuff

Everyone these days seems to have a Bucket List.  That's because they saw that movie called "Bucket List" with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, where two old guys make a list of things they want to do before they "kick the bucket", i.e. die. And of course the people who have these Bucket Lists are the kind of unimaginative people who probably didn't actually have a list of things they want to do before they die, but they decided they should have one once they saw the movie, and they decided it should be called a Bucket List, because they're that original.

Here's a tip:  Just go do things. You don't need a bucket list, and even if you do have a list of life goals, you don't have to be an unimaginative dolt and call it a "bucket list" just because of the movie. Try to do something original with your life instead of just following everyone else.

-Dave Bad Person.